Friday Night Live With Monty!

"B" sides (if you're old enough to remember ACTUAL VINYL ALBUMS) that became more popular than the single! PLUS! Chatroom hijinks! Autoerotic asphyxiation! Happy Happy Birthday to Jeckles! Also THANK YOU Jeckles for letting me broadcast tonight on Shitty Blog Radio! It's the OKLAHOMA SNOWPOCALYPSE! Hear me sing backup for Nancy Sinatra! EXCELLENT MUSIC as ALWAYS! and me. Join us LIVE every FRIDAY NIGHT at 9pm Central/10 Eastern! **original airdate 01/29/10

It is 01-01-10! It's like BINARY DAY! WOO! Listen in as we celebrate the first night of the NEW YEAR by playing #1 songs from the last decade (if you do not know what a decade is, look it up). What's inside this week? My accidental impersonation of PAULA DEEN! The secret to life is revealed! (BUTTAH IS THE SECRET TO LIFE!) There is bong-passing in the chatroom! There is excellent music! and there is me. Probably there is some other good stuff I've forgotten because I AM A SLACKER ABOUT POSTING NEW EPISODES. Listen LIVE every friday night at 9pm Central/10 Eastern RIGHT HERE! Come and CHAT with the other listeners RIGHT HERE! **original airdate 1/1/10

Join us as we attempt a dangerous mix that has NEVER.BEEN.TRIED.BEFORE -- Headbangin' metal played right alongside DISCO HITS. WOO! KoRn and The Commodores! Quiet Riot and Donna Summer! Does life GET any better than this? I THINK NOT. PLUS! Naked chatroom shenanigans! Some of our regulars were missing, but we had new listeners to corrupt! There was talk of porn flakes and fetishes! You really DON'T have to be a star, baby, to be in my show! Your Fo' Reals Horoscope! A brief but heartfelt tribute to our beloved feather-haired Patrick Swayze, in which we send our happy thoughts and healing vibes to him and his family! MOST.EXCELLENT.MUSIC! and me. Tune in for the LIVE SHOW every Friday night at 9pm Central/10 Eastern, only on Empire Radio! Accept no substitutes. EMAIL THE SHOW: [email protected] **original airdate: 01/09/09

That's right, I scored a major coup by getting Podcasting Beefcake Tee Morris AND sex-kitten/librarian/author Philippa Ballantine on the show AT THE SAME TIME. It was full of WIN! 08-08-08 is the Day of Double Trouble! Listen to find out why... And also... Big fun and silly anecdotes! We discuss bum-fondling! We try to uncover footage of Tee's skinny-dipping adventure that was CAUGHT ON TAPE! Pip is my new BFF because she sent me pictures of man-meat! NOM Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? No wait, it's an avocado... Rugby players in their jockey shorts. 'Nuff said. An out-of-control chatroom! There were shivs involved. Monty has to deliver a little bit of smackdown. A lot of special request songs and dedications! and me. (PS: No show next Friday 07/18/08, as I'll be in San Francisco at BlogHer) Tune in live every Friday night at 9pm Central (10pm Eastern), only on Empire Radio! **original airdate: 07/11/08

As my regular listeners know, the hallowed doors of Empire Radio will be closing in about 2 weeks and the future of Friday Night Live is uncertain. The wonderful Mr. Fabulous of Pointless Drivel has composed a lovely, moving tribute to me and my show. Thank you, Mr. Fabulous. I love you mostest. xoxoxox (not safe for work, children or the Amish) :)