Shrieking Sirens

Finally getting back to you with more nonsense! We cover slang for genitalia, the last time the Sirens all sexed it up, dry spells, treating men like dogs, and our horoscope truths! There was a robo-call interruption at the end for Loren and Sarah, so Nina signed off for us. We missed you, dive in! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Is it a ghost, a robber, a murderer, or just Loren?  Sarah's fight or flight instincts are tested.   Loren gos for a walk in the woods with a pack of dogs.  Nina makes a huge decision for a major life change and move. In the end, we’re all just gonna take our own advice & give up on men/invest in luxury sex dolls. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Surprise guest this week!  Sarah's sister, Liz, joins us to talk about gentrification in Philly and life after having kids.  Nina floats, Loren recovers from a stomach virus, and Sarah has renovation woes.   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Where do we go from here? The Sirens catch up after a lost recording failure, and weigh in on their mental and emotional states. We are WOMEN OF CONSEQUENCE, OK?!?! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Is Sarah knocked up— or just hormonal?  How many times have you had to pee on a stick/take a morning after pill? What’s up with men thinking they “can’t get you pregnant” even though they’re begging for unprotected sex? Should our mothers raise our (unwanted) babies? AKA Loren’s mom HAS ISSUES. Was high school the best time in your life?  The Shrieking Sirens as teens were a frightful mess; disordered eating, OCD tendencies, depression, boob drama, going Goth/Hippie, acne, dental woes... We discuss our myriad rage issues, discover the actual meaning of motherhood, and end with a discussion on why people who consume porn experience in-person performance issues/why our culture is obsessed with it, and how porn is affecting all ages and types of people. Nina’s laptop dies and we call it a day! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

We diverge from talking about dating, sex, and love to address Sarah and Loren’s Munchausen by Proxy for their dogs, the “movable cure” theory Loren subscribes to, learn about Mixies via Nina’s new beau, Sarah turned another man into a basement dweller, we get a specific example of Loren's type, and fight about “leggings are/not pants.” --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

We've become a True Crime podcast as we investigate Nina's whereabouts.  We also have unexplained UTI's and sore throats.  Sarah thinks she's found a depression solution.  And we just want to grow old and live on a rescue animal farm. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

We share our thoughts on partnered sleeping arrangements & debate aspects of raging narcissistic sociopaths vs. just dudes being privileged dudes. Nina shares about her IRL date after a 3 week man hiatus.  Signs and foibles of drunk Loren.  Sarah's embarrassed by her youthful flirtations, but can “diagnose” any of your psychological damage. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Madame BunnyMoose, a joyful witch who practices Fun Magic, is our special guest this week! Her hypnotic calm voice and wisdom draw us in completely; we cover everything from successful spell casting, dealing with the burdens of empathic energy, healing and opening ourselves up to our powers and kitchen witchery, to meeting mermaids IRL, deciding what mythical creatures we identify with, tapping into some deep seated emotions, and our undercover coven status gels into realization! It gets woowoo, though always hilarious, and we like it that way. Witchcraft started as a means for women/people to come together and understand the Earth, each other, and our desires. Get a crystal, light a candle, have a sweet, and tune into our chat!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

The Sirens are back in their rightful locations, but everything is weird and we’re all germ ridden factories of emotional/physical/mental exhaustion. The tarot card spread we did in NYC channeled a lot of old pain and catharsis through Sarah to Nina, Loren let an unavailable dude go/doesn’t ever want to leave the apartment or make new friends, and we touched on the satisfaction/symbolism of pimple popping in relation to emotional breakthroughs and old, weird relation-shit habits. Sammy dog reverted back to his old habits the moment Sarah returned from her travels, i.e. peeing on the bathroom rug and barking up a storm...  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

The Sirens are ready for a deep dive back into Real Talk waters: does traveling mess with your BMs? How long has it been since the last time you did the dirty? What makes a good oral sex partner? Sarah finally gets some Schooner in her Rebecca, Loren demonstrates her ability to train men and dogs alike, while Nina staves off her bodily loneliness and contemplates starting her own crystal biz AKA hoarding healing stones with magical properties in an LA based shop. Some of us need to get laid ASAP, and someone still needs to figure out Gemini men for us...  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Dreams and premonitions about exes.  Plus passionate discussions about the male narcissist archetype and the Swift affect.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Happy New Year!  We have now been podcasting for a year and in this episode we finally figure out why we are single!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

An X-mas day recording of waffle making, long distance flirtation, and a frightening encounter.  Talk to you in the new year!  Cheers! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Happy Holidays! We're all gonna die alone. Just kidding, that's what besties and doggies are for! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

My time, my choice. This week Sarah amicably parts ways with a man. Nina gives a very detailed account of her double breakup with a Gemini. Loren is still in a dating holding pattern. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

This week is a shorter episode since Nina was exhausted after a night of cooking. Sarah is back on the dating scene. And Loren hasn't left the apartment for 2 weeks. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Nina retracts her assumption from last week. And Sarah is confused by why Loren has more "likes" than her. Wondering if you should remove all traces of your Ex from social media? We give you our thoughts... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

We give out thoughts and predictions on this election day episode. Sarah processes her feelings on having to initiate a friend breakup. Nina thinks she is ghosted by a moster. Loren prepares for an art show with makers noises in the background. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support

Happy Halloween! Sarah's dating woes have her considering a ghost lover. Nina shares her finding on the differences between psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcissists. And Loren reflects a bit on turning a year older. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shrieking-sirens/support