Shrieking Sirens



A funny discussion about life, love, and the pursuit of happiness from the unique perspective of three 30-something single ladies. Every week we dive into the topics that are on our mind, effect our lives, and generally make us crazy. You'll laugh, you'll cry and you'll probably says 'oy vey' a few times.


  • 59 - Mr. Peepers

    06/08/2019 Duração: 50min

    Finally getting back to you with more nonsense! We cover slang for genitalia, the last time the Sirens all sexed it up, dry spells, treating men like dogs, and our horoscope truths! There was a robo-call interruption at the end for Loren and Sarah, so Nina signed off for us. We missed you, dive in! --- Support this podcast:

  • I’ve Got A Heart On For You!

    22/06/2019 Duração: 55min

    Is it a ghost, a robber, a murderer, or just Loren?  Sarah's fight or flight instincts are tested.   Loren gos for a walk in the woods with a pack of dogs.  Nina makes a huge decision for a major life change and move. In the end, we’re all just gonna take our own advice & give up on men/invest in luxury sex dolls. --- Support this podcast:

  • 57- We Give Good Pivot

    16/05/2019 Duração: 01h01min

    Surprise guest this week!  Sarah's sister, Liz, joins us to talk about gentrification in Philly and life after having kids.  Nina floats, Loren recovers from a stomach virus, and Sarah has renovation woes.   --- Support this podcast:

  • DisappointMENt

    03/05/2019 Duração: 01h01min

    Where do we go from here? The Sirens catch up after a lost recording failure, and weigh in on their mental and emotional states. We are WOMEN OF CONSEQUENCE, OK?!?! --- Support this podcast:

  • Baby Momma’s Momma!

    09/04/2019 Duração: 43min

    Is Sarah knocked up— or just hormonal?  How many times have you had to pee on a stick/take a morning after pill? What’s up with men thinking they “can’t get you pregnant” even though they’re begging for unprotected sex? Should our mothers raise our (unwanted) babies? AKA Loren’s mom HAS ISSUES. Was high school the best time in your life?  The Shrieking Sirens as teens were a frightful mess; disordered eating, OCD tendencies, depression, boob drama, going Goth/Hippie, acne, dental woes... We discuss our myriad rage issues, discover the actual meaning of motherhood, and end with a discussion on why people who consume porn experience in-person performance issues/why our culture is obsessed with it, and how porn is affecting all ages and types of people. Nina’s laptop dies and we call it a day! --- Support this podcast:

  • Small Wheels, Big Heart!

    03/04/2019 Duração: 50min

    We diverge from talking about dating, sex, and love to address Sarah and Loren’s Munchausen by Proxy for their dogs, the “movable cure” theory Loren subscribes to, learn about Mixies via Nina’s new beau, Sarah turned another man into a basement dweller, we get a specific example of Loren's type, and fight about “leggings are/not pants.” --- Support this podcast:

  • Find A Friend!

    23/03/2019 Duração: 48min

    We've become a True Crime podcast as we investigate Nina's whereabouts.  We also have unexplained UTI's and sore throats.  Sarah thinks she's found a depression solution.  And we just want to grow old and live on a rescue animal farm. --- Support this podcast:

  • 52-Butt To Butt

    05/03/2019 Duração: 50min

    We share our thoughts on partnered sleeping arrangements & debate aspects of raging narcissistic sociopaths vs. just dudes being privileged dudes. Nina shares about her IRL date after a 3 week man hiatus.  Signs and foibles of drunk Loren.  Sarah's embarrassed by her youthful flirtations, but can “diagnose” any of your psychological damage. --- Support this podcast:

  • 50- Witch, a woman who gets what she wants 50% of the time!

    19/02/2019 Duração: 01h08min

    Madame BunnyMoose, a joyful witch who practices Fun Magic, is our special guest this week! Her hypnotic calm voice and wisdom draw us in completely; we cover everything from successful spell casting, dealing with the burdens of empathic energy, healing and opening ourselves up to our powers and kitchen witchery, to meeting mermaids IRL, deciding what mythical creatures we identify with, tapping into some deep seated emotions, and our undercover coven status gels into realization! It gets woowoo, though always hilarious, and we like it that way. Witchcraft started as a means for women/people to come together and understand the Earth, each other, and our desires. Get a crystal, light a candle, have a sweet, and tune into our chat!  --- Support this podcast:

  • 49-Pop It Like It’s Hot!

    09/02/2019 Duração: 46min

    The Sirens are back in their rightful locations, but everything is weird and we’re all germ ridden factories of emotional/physical/mental exhaustion. The tarot card spread we did in NYC channeled a lot of old pain and catharsis through Sarah to Nina, Loren let an unavailable dude go/doesn’t ever want to leave the apartment or make new friends, and we touched on the satisfaction/symbolism of pimple popping in relation to emotional breakthroughs and old, weird relation-shit habits. Sammy dog reverted back to his old habits the moment Sarah returned from her travels, i.e. peeing on the bathroom rug and barking up a storm...  --- Support this podcast:

  • 48-Put Your Schooner in My Rebecca

    30/01/2019 Duração: 59min

    The Sirens are ready for a deep dive back into Real Talk waters: does traveling mess with your BMs? How long has it been since the last time you did the dirty? What makes a good oral sex partner? Sarah finally gets some Schooner in her Rebecca, Loren demonstrates her ability to train men and dogs alike, while Nina staves off her bodily loneliness and contemplates starting her own crystal biz AKA hoarding healing stones with magical properties in an LA based shop. Some of us need to get laid ASAP, and someone still needs to figure out Gemini men for us...  --- Support this podcast:

  • 47-Premo-NOT-tion

    18/01/2019 Duração: 01h06min

    Dreams and premonitions about exes.  Plus passionate discussions about the male narcissist archetype and the Swift affect.  --- Support this podcast:

  • 46-Passion and Pizza

    07/01/2019 Duração: 44min

    Happy New Year!  We have now been podcasting for a year and in this episode we finally figure out why we are single!  --- Support this podcast:

  • 45-Toxic Waffles

    26/12/2018 Duração: 49min

    An X-mas day recording of waffle making, long distance flirtation, and a frightening encounter.  Talk to you in the new year!  Cheers! --- Support this podcast:

  • 44-Large Man Child

    20/12/2018 Duração: 01h10min

    Happy Holidays! We're all gonna die alone. Just kidding, that's what besties and doggies are for! --- Support this podcast:

  • 43-Surprised Butthole Face

    13/12/2018 Duração: 01h05min

    My time, my choice. This week Sarah amicably parts ways with a man. Nina gives a very detailed account of her double breakup with a Gemini. Loren is still in a dating holding pattern. --- Support this podcast:

  • 42-An Affair Not to Remember

    02/12/2018 Duração: 36min

    This week is a shorter episode since Nina was exhausted after a night of cooking. Sarah is back on the dating scene. And Loren hasn't left the apartment for 2 weeks. --- Support this podcast:

  • 41-Ass-less Sweatpants

    22/11/2018 Duração: 56min

    Nina retracts her assumption from last week. And Sarah is confused by why Loren has more "likes" than her. Wondering if you should remove all traces of your Ex from social media? We give you our thoughts... --- Support this podcast:

  • 40-Mostly Ghosted...

    09/11/2018 Duração: 56min

    We give out thoughts and predictions on this election day episode. Sarah processes her feelings on having to initiate a friend breakup. Nina thinks she is ghosted by a moster. Loren prepares for an art show with makers noises in the background. --- Support this podcast:

  • 39-All My Exes Are Gay!

    31/10/2018 Duração: 01h05min

    Happy Halloween! Sarah's dating woes have her considering a ghost lover. Nina shares her finding on the differences between psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcissists. And Loren reflects a bit on turning a year older. --- Support this podcast:

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