Sail away with the misadventures of Captains Walrus Tooth and Cyclopean Kid, and their French Privateer Capitaine Pastèque.


  • 10: Captain Kinns

    17/09/2018 Duração: 24min

    Back on the high seas, the crew struggles to earn a profit due to the voracious activities of one Captain Kinns.... Walrus Tooth ponders his next move, Pastèque comes into his own as a mentor, Cyclopeian Kidd struggles to come to terms with his situation.

  • 9: The Island, Part III: Baggage

    31/08/2018 Duração: 29min

    The Captains come to terms with oft-ignored thematic elements of Catholic puberty. Pastèque and Walrus Tooth vent, Cyclopeian Kidd lends them an ear.

  • 8: The Island, Part II: The Listeners

    27/05/2018 Duração: 25min

    Like most island-framed narratives, things take a turn for the weird when the Captains leave the shore to go explore the island. Pastèque loses his meatballs. Cyclopeian Kidd tries to take command of the situation. Walrus Tooth remembers.

  • 7: The Island, Part 1: Antics

    17/04/2018 Duração: 25min

    After stopping off on a volcanic island to resupply, the Captains decide that the Catholic Boys could use some training. Walrus Tooth climbs a palm tree. Pastèque gets frustrated with Jebediah. Cyclopeian Kidd plays with his sextant.

  • 6: Revelations and Tribulations

    09/04/2018 Duração: 33min

    The crew meanders their way down the Red Sea and encounter a bit of guidance along the way. Pastèque leads a boarding party. Walrus Tooth gives a sermon. Cyclopeian Kidd meddles in local politics.

  • 5: In Which They Stop for Opium

    29/03/2018 Duração: 30min

    After losing themselves in the desert, the crew stumbles into trouble in Egypt. Pastèque tries his hand as a grave-robber. Walrus Tooth finds a divine sense of purpose. Cyclopeian Kidd learns to read.

  • 4: Getting Over the Hump

    13/02/2018 Duração: 22min

    A change of scenery can often be a good thing. Not so for the crew, who are left bereft of grog after their second run-in with a whale. Walrus Tooth gets mopey. Cyclopeian Kidd takes some local advice to heart. Pastèque finds himself out of underwear.

  • 3: In Which They Choose the Lesser of Two Weevils

    25/01/2018 Duração: 27min

    Having lost their beloved Jenkins, and with the Georgian navy in hot pursuit, our intrepid trio discusses their next steps. Pastèque tries to resist old habits. Walrus Tooth proposes a bold new plan. Cyclopeian Kidd is one step ahead of him.

  • 2: The Count and the Classified Section

    24/11/2017 Duração: 28min

    The gang takes a long trip to Georgia. Pastèque is reunited with his sister. Walrus Tooth tries his hand at pirating. Cyclopeian Kidd acquires a crew.

  • 1: An Altercation

    24/11/2017 Duração: 24min

    After being stranded on a forgotten island, Cyclopeian Kidd and Pastèque are picked up by Walrus Tooth. A deal is struck, and the high seas will never be the same.