Off The Subject

This episode is filled with darkness and a deep sadness that can only be overcome with too much booze and some laughs with your buddies. We start off with well not great then we talk failed orgies, bad moms, bestiality and suicidal deer. Also some soccer adjacent things. Then the guys talk Joe down as he tries to ramble about the world has gotten so crazy. In headlines its the usual people stuck together during sex, guys shoving thing in their butts, Florida... cannibalism and a guy who thought he got fake meth but it was real. Then finally NEW GAME! The Smelling Bee. You can probably figure out what that is. Enjoy it!

This is quite possibly the most off the subject OTS episode ever. The attention spans are short and the jokes come fast. We start talking about the refractory time for loss of brain fluid and other fluids. We talk about Chinese public policy's but in a fun way. And we shed light on our newest hero FLORIDA MAN. Then we talk about all the sayings we still want to be a thing ("stop trying to make fetch a thing"). In headlines we talk about the usual dicks, poop, crazy chicks and diaper changing consent laws. Finally we wash it down with an old classic "what's in my mouth!?". Spoiler its gross... So enjoy this oversized OTS!

On this weeks episode we talk about how bad Uranus smells, the killing of a sacred kangaroo isis inspired ants and how shity life on mars would be. We then determine how much money it would take for us to do some truly disturbing things, like neuter a dog or slap our moms. Finally we top it off with headlines because the game got to out of hand to make the cut. In headlines we talk dick transplants, drugged out soccer hooligans, a guy who hates birds but loves zza and the worst or best baby sitter depending on how you look at it. Enjoy this one with headphones it might get a lil offensive.

This week we hit a lil bit of everything. We ease in with some sliced ketchup, monkeys snatching babies and how to impress Taylor Swift. Then we dive into a lil "Would you Rather?" where Matt proclaims "I'll do Dad!". Finally we end it off with Travis describing movies poorly and the one who can discern his nonsense the least ends up on the wrong side of a ranch cannon. So come and laugh along at how stupid we all are.

This week gets a lil out of control but that's exactly the way we like it. We start off with some platypus milk and whether hell exists. Then we use luigi's dick to transition into a fuck marry kill nostalgia edition. In headlines headless chickens and guys with holes in their dicks. And, finally in an effort to smarten up the humor a lil bit we played an old favorite Jokerdy (it did not make the humor any smarter). We laughed a lot recording it so we hope you laugh a lot listening.

On this episode your drunk buddies talk spice girl reunions and making female friendly products. In headlines we give some tips on getting out of a DUI and discus turtles eating puppies. We end the show off with one of our favorite games, Tennis or Porn! Give it a listen and enjoy.

Off The Subject is back! After all this time a lot has changed, except how stupid we all become when we lock ourselves in a room with each other to drink. We get right into it talking thug turkeys and crypto currencies. Then we had a deep dive discussion about who we would prefer in our human centepiede if we were forced to be middle. After that we topped it off with headlines and a lil classic known as "don't tase me bro". So basically the same ol OTS... except travis is fatter. Give it a listen! Sorry about any sound quality issues i forgot how loud this group gets.

Merry Christmas, From OTS!!