Wilson And Wolfenden

It’s been nearly three years since Andrew and Martin last connected their houses together with electric pipes. So, what have they been up to? Well, you’ll probably find that out in the next episode. In this episode they sit reminiscing like two old men in a care home about past ignominies. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wilsonwolfenden/message

It's been a very long time since we did a podcast. In fact so long that we kind of forgot how to do it. It is also just as long since we actually spoke to each other with mouths and not WhatsApp. So what you have here is eleven minutes out of a two hour catch up between two old friends. We'll be back soon with a proper podcast but we hope in the meantime that you will enjoy this little taste.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

An extra rambly episode of Wilson and Wolfenden in which Martin forgets to plug his recordy box into his mixing desk resulting in his side of the conversation being recorded on the internal mikes. He honestly isn’t on the toilet. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

While still searching for a concept for their podcast, Andrew and Martin slap their brains and talk about coffee, vegan pork scratchings, tight crotch flares, rice pudding and baldness caused by the Van Der Valk belt. You can contact the --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

Concepts! Who needs concepts? When you can still find a 2007 style podcast with two blokes just rambling on and on about stuff.   We have a new podcast out too, you can find that at: https://www.touching-the-past.com/ --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

Greetings fellow air breathers. We recorded this podcast a little while ago but due to Martin being a lazy beggar, it has taken until now for it to be exposed to our fine audience of nine people. We are also --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

Andy and Martin have kind of forgotten how to do a comedy podcast. Listen as they attempt to remind themselves by basically just having a bit of a chat about stuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

Good day to thee young folkling, Batten down the hatches for tales of weddings, lavatorial rudery and what Willy Wonka gets up to at the weekend. This week’s musicality is ‘1985’ by Those Things. Music used under Creative Commons licence --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

WIAKOF! Martin and Andrew finally come back and one of them has moved to the end of the world. Silly silly boy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

You’ll never guess? Just guess. GUESS! GUEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! That’s right Andrew and Martin are back from wherever they were. To be honest they don’t really know themselves. Anyway expect a more regular output from now on, because they’ve been feasting on --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

The first smells of autumn are shooting up the noses of otters, while Andrew and Martin have lost the plot completely. Do they know where? Do they know how? How is there? What is how? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

It is summer 2015 and in a small bra in Istanbul two men plot to take over the world. However, in Manchester and Halifax, Andrew and Martin plot to amuse mourners at their funerals. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

In the second podcast recorded while Andrew and Martin drank wine through their stupid mouths, they talk about superheroes and forget some important names. All in your stew foot pun. This week’s music is ‘Another World’ by LukHash Here is --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

While the world burns around them, Andrew and Martin talk the hind legs off a blind monkey and dribble onto a pillow. Take it to the bridge music mollusc. This week’s music is ‘Love Passion’ by an Alpine band named --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

The sun is shining but Martin has broken his bum and Andy’s chest is filling with coughs. Like last week we forgot to sort out some music ahead of time, so we have another terrible track that Martin made for --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

This week Andrew and Martin discuss Terry Wogan’s sword stick, Kingsman: The Secret Service and then play a crappy old tune Martin made for The Gentleman’s Review in 2008. All in your new look bum. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

With a song in their arse and a rabbit in their hands, Andrew and Martin plough into the Spring with a load of old bollocks about telly shows and their tireless work for charity. This week’s dancing sound is ‘Perverting --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

What happens when two exhausted middle aged men try to talk over the Google Hangout service? A robot voice and lots and lots of forgetting things, that’s what! This week’s musicality is ‘Whenever I’m With You’ by The Bourgeois. Music --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

Sleigh bells ring, we assume. Having never actually heard a sleigh we don’t really know. Anyway in this extra long Christmas special we discuss our childhood Christmases and shitting. Merry Christmas to all our listener. This week’s play off music --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message

This week we yammer on about batteries, X-Men, artificial intelligence and Martin’s slave labour toy factory. This weeks outy track is ‘All I Can Think of is You’ by Julia Haltigan. To get the entire album for free use the --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/wilsonwolfenden/message