Tales From The Fic



A podcast about terrible fanfiction.


  • 022: Scatapouille

    01/01/2016 Duração: 19min

    Season two of this horrible, horrible show. We have for you SEX! DRAMA! MORE SEX! AND THEN MORE SEX! It's the sexiest episode yet! Thanks to Lehel and Tomas for their contributions to the show. Check out Tomas' show, The Weird Fiction Podcast! Soundtrack: Ren & Stimpy Production Music A MIDI cover of Elton John's "Crocodile Rock" Title Music: Mr. Monokuma's Lesson - Dangan Ronpa Soundtrack

  • Short Tales: Peppermint Lumps

    26/11/2015 Duração: 07min

    In lieu of last week's legitimately disturbing fanfiction, this week we decided to flip the chessboard of horror and instead played a round of candyland fun. With what? Why, it's only a lovely little Adventure Time fanfiction known as Peppermint Lumps, written by the lovely author Miikami on fanfiction.net. Soundtrack: Ren & Stimpy Production Music

  • Short Tales: Arthur and Them Castrated

    20/11/2015 Duração: 14min

    Genuine Content Warning Oh God Quite possibly the single most horrifyingly messed up fanfiction we’ve had on the show to date, and it didn’t even come from Gregor. Travis2015’s magnum opus about the contrived necessity of having anthropomorphic animals’ genitals removed is as horrifying as it is cold and humorless.

  • Short Tales: Arthur Fallout Real

    16/11/2015 Duração: 23min

    Frank reads a really upsetting fanfiction about Arthur (you know, the kid's show) in the Fallout universe. Also, castration, because of course.

  • Short Tales: Kuso Miso Technique

    06/11/2015 Duração: 06min

    A dramatic reading of the gay hentai, Kuso Miso Technique by Junichi Yamakawa.

  • Short Tales: My Little Saw

    30/10/2015 Duração: 06min

    We'll be taking an *intentional* hiatus to work on making the show a teensy bit more professional. So in the mean time (I just realized I've never written or typed the phrase "mean time" before), I'll be releasing some Short Tales each week until I feel that I can continue the main show confidently. Check out more at Shattered.Media and at my own website, turtlecade.com.

  • 021: Creepypasta

    18/10/2015 Duração: 38min

    Frank, Egill, and Sam have quite the spooky time.

  • Short Tales: Metal Gear Freddy's

    01/09/2015 Duração: 06min

    We tried recording a Metal Gear Solid episode recently, but because we were trying out a new recording method, obviously it got all fucky. Luckily, I was still able to salvage a small section, wherein guest and friend Sam Forster reads us a very special mash-up fanficiton.

  • Tales from the Fic 020: The Legend of Zelda

    25/07/2015 Duração: 38min

    A prophecy tells of an incredibly awful podcast, returning after repeatedly failing to gather an audience, that arrives to assault the ears of those who listen to it. That podcast had an episode about The Legend of Zelda, and it was shit, but then again, so are you.