Border Boss

An episode from March, roughly a week before things POPPED OFF, so we discuss covid with very cavalier language and then tell you about fast food stuff you do not remember because it was the old world. We fill our holes with Pallbearer, Husker Du, UFO, and Pro-Pain PLUS we launch a piece of official merch now that the podcast is barely alive. CHECK BORDERBOSS.RIP FOR DETAILS.

LOST EPISODE: We recorded this months ago then gave up but here it is. We chat about things we were missing during the pandemic circa May 2020 then charge directly into the main event - an All Holes Filled strictly about bands and musical projects featuring well known wrestlers.

We delete an episode to bring you a special dispatch from the same awful reality you are currently inhabiting. We predict the restaurants least likely to survive this setback and then chill out with some Animal Collective, open a pit way the fuck up with Disembodied, then drop out of life with Uncle Acid AND Acid Bath, totally unplanned I swear.

We discuss thermogenic cocktails, loopholes for imprisoning rich people, rubber eggs, and get to the bottom of fast food desserts. We fill holes with Suicide, Nitzer Ebb, Orville Peck, and Jimi Hendrix.

We discuss the tragedy of the Taco Bell in Kodiak, Alaska then think long and hard about the Papadilla, the Buffalo chicken, the sexual french taco and McMillions before filling our holes with My Bloody Valentine, Talk Talk, Black Flah and My Dying Bride

We enter the 27 Club by mixing stimulants and depressants then discuss a wrestling theme that's close to home, food made from electricity, internet food reviewers, tiny tacos, pig heads, then discuss Bon Iver, Janes Addiction, Morbid Angel and POWER TRIP.

We for some reason talk about Star Wars and then talk about presidents HOUSING corn dogs and turkey legs and cast our ballot except we recorded it months ago before the NYT made everything super dumb so who knows... anyway we discuss Quasimoto "The Unseen", Cop Shoot Cop "Ask Questions Later", Clutch "Transnational Speedway League" and Fishbone "The Reality of My Surroundings" and my haunted bloodthirsty basement walls.

We come in two weeks late with a christmas episode talking about some stuff you've probably already forgotten like Yoda memes and christmas carols. Luckily we fill such timeless holes as Alkaline trio, Bastard noise, Trail of Dead and Christian Death. Happy holidays, stupid!

Just in time for Thanksgiving we almost completely fail to talk about Thanksgiving but we do discuss Bang, Reign, Legendary fast food items that deliver, legendary fast food items that fall short, and fill our holes with Midnight Oil, Television, AFI and Type O Negative.

We quickly become experts on the entire width and breadth of fast food and junk food based board games before listening to all the scum rock you can handle - Vampire Weekend, System of a Down, Exodus and Guns 'n F'n Roses.

We freeform it on some space shit and some cooking shit and discuss tabletop RPG's from Wendy's before filling our holes with Vision of Disorder, Trouble, Blind Guardian and U2.

NYC Water, SWATting, financially supporting witchcraft as protection, best fast food promotional campaigns, and the soundly filled holes of Comeback Kid, Iron Age, Magnetic Fields and Insane Clown Po - NO WAIT DON'T GO... COME ON... COME BACK DUDE, COME ON...

Mostly we talk about the British Three's Company antecedent Man About The House but we also discuss chicken and un-chicken. Strap in for the filling of Guided by Voices' holes... and Lucero's holes... and Meshuggah's holes... AND THE WHO'S HOLES.

We taste the very soul of Impossible Whoppers, explore potential attacks with Hennessey, think about KFC tacos and buffets, and marvel at Randy Santel's buff bod IN PERSON, all while filling such holes as Fear, ZZ Top, DJ Shadow and Corrosion of Conformity.

I expected to talk about Taco Chronicles but Mike unexpectedly explains Murder She Wrote which reminds me of some deadly food habits. We fill our holes with Iggy & the Stooges "Raw Power", Endpoint "Catharsis", Frank Zappa "Joe's Garage" and Grateful Dead "American Beauty". What will happen??

The team discusses BANG, Phrosties, Boutique snack delivery, the ancient chuck e cheese pizza conspiracy, and fill the holes of The Germs, The Dwarves, The Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, and The Doobie The Brothers. Thank you for your support.

We explore the movie Ideal Home, the great Tortilla shortage of 2019, the deeply personal Mr. Subb blog and fill the holes of Chance the Rapper, Ceremony, Kate Bush and Dream theater.

We put aside most actual relevant chat to talk about our private passion for Denpa Shonen Nasubi. We fill the holes of Jesus Lizard, Leatherface, Nilsson and Jethro Tull. Crack one of those freedom mountain dews and join us.

This week we imagine what it's like to play Soda Drinker Pro, get serious about GrubHub, and fill the holes of 13th Floor Elevators, Blitz, Rudimentary peni and MORE STEELY DAN.