93x Half-assed Morning Show

Originally Aired April 19, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. How to tell if someone's a closet stoner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sushi sword fights.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 18, 2024: What cheaters would never cheat on? Weird things left behind in Ubers? Everything you've ever wanted to know about burning calories while larping.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 17, 2024: Horrible bosses. Robbing lost in translation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Bill Nye the Octopi! Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 16, 2024: Minnesota Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sleeping "too hard." Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 15, 2024:  The future of whacking it is here! Great lengths people went through to get laid. Everything you've ever wanted to know about luxury vibrators.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 12, 2024: Criminal Defense Attorney Ryan Pacyga. Dad Fights 165: David Letterman Turns 77 Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about birds that sound like police cars.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 11, 2024: Your significant other is gross. Weak stream. Everything you've ever wanted to know about holy orgies. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 10, 2024: Last chat with Minnesota Wild forward Marcus Foligno for the season. Which celebrity actress can't poop alone? Everything you've ever wanted to know about Alex Rodriguez's dating history.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 9, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the great Chechnyan music ban.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 8, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sun of a B!&(h!!! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Orel & Anal Hershiser.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 5, 2024: Signs your significant other is trying to kill you. Nick and his FRIGGIN wife's origin story. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet rats.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 4, 2024: Zach Parise. Creative dying wishes. Everything you've ever wanted to know about biblical beatdowns.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 3, 2024: Farewell to State Patrol Colonel Matt Langer. Getting blasted at a house party! Everything you've ever wanted to know about taking a toilet's virginity.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 2, 2024: Legendary Broadcaster Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about leashed cats.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired April 1, 2024:  Hollywood's greatest nude scenes. Divorce registries. Everything you've ever wanted to know about masturbating at a convenience store. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 29, 2024: Adult film star Jordan Maxx is leaving us for LA. Dad Fights 164: The State Trivia Edition. Everything you've ever wanted to know about an air dryer up your butt.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 28, 2024: Minnesota State Troopers Gordon Shank and Jill Frankfurth. Load versus load. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet theft. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 27, 2024: MN Wild forward Marcus Foligno. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about HAMS Spring Break 2025.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 26, 2024: Twins broadcast legend Dick Bremer. Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Everything you've ever wanted to know about skin sandals. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 25, 2024: Toupees are back in style. Weird Al college course. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the best recipes for human legs.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.