First Dates

Rory and Mary get naughty at the Space Needle restaurant and then sleep butt-to-butt. 

Zoë and Michael bond over their love of stupid people online and she learns a few things about trolling.

Rory talks to Alison about Tinder over a bowl of popcorn.

Zoë is pursued by Jay like no other First Dater before him. 

Rory and Emily go to the mall then eat a bunch of Cajun food.

Zoë and Yassir plug bittorent and he rants about magicians.

Rory and Katie get raw by talking about fuckbois and Wu-Tang.

Zoë and Jon go on a date to an aquarium and talk about yo momma's blowhole.

Rory and kdn bond over sweating a lot and extreme depression when their sports teams lose. 

Zoë's allergies get seduced out of her by Kevin's compliments. 

Rory and Babs discuss nutrageous dicks and reminisce about their "shexual" time in Portland. 

Zoë tries to win over Grant by becoming his kitten.

Rory may be a little too forward for Hallie but he wins back some points by comparing her to a 1950's Sears model.

Zoë and David discuss his first dump ever and their hyper-scandalous grandparents.

Rory aims to become Eliza's sidepiece and they perfect their karaoke duet.

Zoë is wooed by Ted's trail of paper flowers and he goes to extreme leopard-like lengths to hide their affair.

Rory and Lexie name their first child "17."

Zoë and Krista discuss feng shui and their neighboring pudding vats waiting for them in heaven.

Rory and Rachel mourn the death of Philip Seymour Hoffman and then test the pussy eating waters.

Zoë and Conor analyze Cosmopolitan's ways to spice up a relationship and name their future child Streeter.