We're Getting Off Topic

David, Evan, and Ken enjoy the finer things in Center City Philadelphia. There's no topic quite as controversial as man's greatest invention: chairs, and what's controversy without 40 ounce beers and remembering when David almost died of alcohol poisoning. There are no commercials, but there is a flashback of the original high journal segment and a short story about girls going to clown college.

Jenna & Zakk are special guests, but Evan is absent. They tell the story about how they met, why they're both Straight Edge, and Zakk tells a couple of scary stories from his youth in North Carolina. No commercials this time, but hold your breath for some in the next episode.

David headed to Philadelphia with Ken to hang out with Evan! We play No Man’s Sky, talk about million dollar ideas like Remaking the Podracing Game for N64 and "American Bitch", and discuss random things like beast wars and our dream TV show idea: Detective Moron. "You did one hell of a job, Moron!"

Evan's in Milan, Italy! So David is doing his Podcast solo, playing clips of his phone conversations with Evan over the Atlantic. Discussing David's music projects, the game No Man's Sky, Italian Breakfast, and some music interests happen, plus lots of comedy gold. Commercials include W.A.S.P. Cologne for Men and Hardened Perfume for Women.

Casinos are fun, but Podcasts are sort of okay too. Rusty has his debut, Evan explains how to eat a pine cone, David talks about a Halloween encounter, and there's a horny squirrel outside. Commercials include Breakfast Dans ta Face and Vegan Records.

David runs through the best commercials from the first ten episodes and includes insight and monotoned description of the podcast's evolution over the past two years. Included at the end are some unused intro ideas and a snipet about how the boys play Kings.

We somewhat recap 2014 in movies and celebrity deaths, have a confusing phone interview with Chris Tucker, and finish up with a super-realistic rap we co-wrote. Commercials include Bran Flakes Cereal and Holiday Sweaters.

We welcome back Ken for the third time, but Sarah isn't allowed on the podcast. We discuss cider beers, Ken's hike, The Birdcage, and do lots of voices. Commercials include We're All Going To Die-Fest and Vinny's Pizzeria Restaurante.