We're Getting Off Topic



David Parshall and Evan Mackey host the show about nearly anything that's on their minds. They do their own commercials, interview important people, and try not to get too far off topic.


  • 016 - Party Like a Dead Body

    15/04/2017 Duração: 33min

    David, Evan, and Ken enjoy the finer things in Center City Philadelphia. There's no topic quite as controversial as man's greatest invention: chairs, and what's controversy without 40 ounce beers and remembering when David almost died of alcohol poisoning. There are no commercials, but there is a flashback of the original high journal segment and a short story about girls going to clown college.

  • 015 - Scooby Dooby Style

    03/04/2017 Duração: 35min

    Jenna & Zakk are special guests, but Evan is absent. They tell the story about how they met, why they're both Straight Edge, and Zakk tells a couple of scary stories from his youth in North Carolina. No commercials this time, but hold your breath for some in the next episode.

  • 014 - You Can't Be a Space Pirate

    20/11/2016 Duração: 35min

    David headed to Philadelphia with Ken to hang out with Evan! We play No Man’s Sky, talk about million dollar ideas like Remaking the Podracing Game for N64 and "American Bitch", and discuss random things like beast wars and our dream TV show idea: Detective Moron. "You did one hell of a job, Moron!"

  • 013 - The Unlucky Episode

    07/06/2016 Duração: 34min

    Evan's in Milan, Italy! So David is doing his Podcast solo, playing clips of his phone conversations with Evan over the Atlantic. Discussing David's music projects, the game No Man's Sky, Italian Breakfast, and some music interests happen, plus lots of comedy gold. Commercials include W.A.S.P. Cologne for Men and Hardened Perfume for Women.

  • 012 - Pine Cones & Squirrel Nuts

    01/12/2015 Duração: 30min

    Casinos are fun, but Podcasts are sort of okay too. Rusty has his debut, Evan explains how to eat a pine cone, David talks about a Halloween encounter, and there's a horny squirrel outside. Commercials include Breakfast Dans ta Face and Vegan Records.

  • 011 - Proper Wiping Techniques: Recapping Season One

    06/07/2015 Duração: 30min

    David runs through the best commercials from the first ten episodes and includes insight and monotoned description of the podcast's evolution over the past two years. Included at the end are some unused intro ideas and a snipet about how the boys play Kings.

  • 010 - Turning Into Tree Bark or Whatever

    06/01/2015 Duração: 30min

    We somewhat recap 2014 in movies and celebrity deaths, have a confusing phone interview with Chris Tucker, and finish up with a super-realistic rap we co-wrote. Commercials include Bran Flakes Cereal and Holiday Sweaters.

  • 009 - Red Cat & Stereotypes

    20/08/2014 Duração: 28min

    We welcome back Ken for the third time, but Sarah isn't allowed on the podcast. We discuss cider beers, Ken's hike, The Birdcage, and do lots of voices. Commercials include We're All Going To Die-Fest and Vinny's Pizzeria Restaurante.