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How to Run Away From a Charging Elephant16/06/2009 Duração: 03min
Situation 1: You are in the African wild innocently playing with a baby elephant when you accidently cause it to cry. Unfortunately, you did not realize the mother African elephant saw this and now is ready to crush your head into the dirt under her 12,000 pound body. Situation 2: You are standing in line for the buffet when you accidently spill the salad dressing all over the 300 pound woman in front of you named Helga, and covered in tattoos. She is not pleased, and now she is ready to pound you into a little ball and stuff you back into the womb. HowtoPod on how to run away from a charging elephant. Listen and be informed. If you have any questions or comments, please feel free to email us at [email protected]! -the howtopod team